4 Lipsticks to Put on Your Piehole

Has anyone actually finished a tube of lipstick? I have probably bought 100s over my lifetime, but I seriously doubt that I’ve actually used one all the way to the nub. Neither here nor there – this ain’t about shaming lipstick wasters. It’s about putting another boomstick in your grubby little hands.

Check Our Faves: Lipstick Edition August 2016

MATTE to the MAX
Anastasia Beverly Hills Liquid Lipstick

Let’s start with something super trendy. Anastasia has a really unique formula – it slicks on without clumping, and then dries into a super smooth texture. The matte finish is divine.


Glossy AF
ColourPop Ultra Glossy

It’s so shiny. Like a Kardashian. Same manufacturer as the super hot lip glosses that keep flying off the internet shelves by Kylie. This one goes on fast and then rages on with color that lasts longer than most shiny glosses. Can’t beat the price. Buy two, ’cause you know you’ll lose one.

                               


Classic Red
MAC Lipstick

You can’t have a list without a red. MAC does reds better than anyone. Ruby Woo is a tried-and-true best seller, but that doesn’t mean you have to get this one. Let’s not go full clown now. Go forth and find your true red.


SnitchFavorite
Yves Saint Laurent Vernis À Lèvres Glossy Stain

This is a SnitchFavorite. Goes on like a dream. Lasts for freakin’ ever. Like seriously. It’ll last through pizza and beers, so you can be classy while you’re getting your grub on. The glossy finish lasts for a few hours, but the stain is a keeper.

 

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